Greeting Cards

Have you noticed how many different kinds of greeting cards au can
buy these days? In the old days, the local drugstore had one rack display'
maybe five or six basic kinds of cards. You could walk into the store and
choose an appropriate card in five minutes or less. Nowadays, however, t e
display space for greeting cards is as big as a soccer field, and it may take
an hour or two to hunt down exactly the right card with exactly the right
message. There are at least 30 categories of birthday cards alone: birthday
cards for different ages, from different ages, for different relatives, from
different relatives, for different genders, from different genders, from a
couple, from the office, for dog owners, for cat owners, and so on. There are
cards for getting ajob, for retiring from a job, for acquiring a pet, for losing a
pet, for becoming engaged, for breaking up. There are also greeting cards to
send for no reason-"Thinking of you" or "Just because" cards. The newest
type of card is the "encouragement card." An encouragement card offers
comforting thoughts and helpful advice to someone who is sad or distressed
in these troubled times. In short, there is now a greeting card for every
possible life event and for a few nonevents as well.